SOME FUNNY STUFFS
Q: How do trees spread?
A. Chemistree.
A. Chemistree.
Q: Where are all mobile phones created?
A: Mobile, AL
A: Mobile, AL
Morgan Freeman can never go to jail.
Today I was arrested for stealing art. I was framed.
Q: Why was the mom running around her bed?
A: She wanted to catch up on her sleep.
A: She wanted to catch up on her sleep.
Funny city/town names:
Santa Claus, IN
Idiotville, OR
Nothing, AZ
Knockemstiff, OH
****, Norway
Half.com, OR
Two Egg, FL
Boogertown, NC
Quicksand, KY
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwrndrobwllllantsiliogogoch, Wales
Santa Claus, IN
Idiotville, OR
Nothing, AZ
Knockemstiff, OH
****, Norway
Half.com, OR
Two Egg, FL
Boogertown, NC
Quicksand, KY
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwrndrobwllllantsiliogogoch, Wales
One time I was on an elevator and I pushed every single button. The person next to me said, "that was wrong on so many levels."
Q: Why aren't scarecrows good comedians?
A: Their jokes are always corny.
A: Their jokes are always corny.
Poop comes out of your :
There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those that understand binary and those that do not.
Andy: What's up?
Alex: The sky.
Alex: The sky.
If you have bladder problems, urine trouble.
Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7, 8, 9
A: Because 7, 8, 9